Some prom dresses are worn by the prom queen. Some prom dresses end up on the floor of a dirty motel, but privileged prom dresses are worn by superwomen, proudly ripped to shreds and constantly bashed into the ground.
---Bianca Miller, GSU Women’s Rugby
Every year, young women everywhere take part in the sacred event known as prom. For three years now, Georgia Southern Women’s Rugby has been holding a prom of its own. It has a couple of things in common with your traditional prom. Each lady spends hours, possibly days or weeks searching for the perfect dress. These women do their hair, makeup, and paint their nails if they choose, but instead of heels, GSU Women’s Rugby opts for cleats. Instead of jewelry, they accessorize with a mouth guard, and a scrum cap takes the place of a tiara. Even Georgia Southern’s male coach, fondly known as “Ugly” or simply “Johnny”, was seen sporting a pink, off the shoulder cocktail dress. Their date is with USF, University of South Florida, and while these ladies will dance, there is nothing slow about it. This year, the third annual “Prom on the Pitch” match took place on October 23, 2010 at 4 o’clock p.m. on the GSU RAC fields.
If a prom court could be chosen for this game, the list would contain: Tori Cawthorn, Simone Colas, Kimberly Knipe, Morgan Koon, Bianca Miller, and Calida Osti. Each could be seen displaying their unique style of rugby play, whether supporting, gaining meters for their team, making tackles, or scoring tries. Tori Cawthorn, in a pink, ruffled dress with white outlines, played wing for Georgia Southern Women’s Rugby for this prom dress match. She gained possession of the ball, carrying it down the outside of the pitch and displayed supreme ability to keep grace in action, even when support seemed far away.
Simone Colas, looking stunning in a racy, little lavender number, was superb in the extreme. Using her exceptional fitness abilities, she managed to outrun the competition. When they attempted to take her down, Colas shook them off like specks of dust she just happened to notice on her shoe. It took the other team multiple tackles before they could take her down.
Calida Osti, the hooker, who wore a classic, vintage, lacy v-neck full-length gown in pink. Seemingly a professional at carrying the ball into contact, gaining her team meters, Osti pushed off the beastliest of girls, and she used her excellent ball placement to set her teammates up to maintain possession of the ball.
That is exactly what brings us to our next court member, Bianca Miller. Miller, in an adorable purple and black empire-waist dress, after many successful plays, proved that she is the queen of the pick and go, a fast-paced technique used often off of a ruck. After Osti crashed and placed the ball, Miller, taking advantage of the opportunity, grabbed the ball before the ruck was formed, making an admirable pass to Kimberly Knipe.
Then there was captain, Kimberly Knipe, seen sporting a cream, knee-length dress with an elegant bow and long, sheer fabric flowing loosely down the back of the dress. Although stunning, Knipe was probably cursing her choice of attire by the end of the match. Knipe made several, far-reaching breakaway runs throughout the match. Unable to take her down with a tackle, USF players were only able to get Knipe on the ground by pulling on that beautiful, flowing portion of her dress. At one point, Knipe was pulled down using this method but immediately gained her feet and ran the ball even further down the field. Quickly learning that the other team could only get her down by pulling at her dress, Knipe took to guarding the material, all the while making successful breakaways. She even managed to keep her lady dignity during lineouts. Kimberly Knipe kept her dress down, but even more importantly, she kept winning those lineouts!
Finally, there was Morgan Koon, the rookie whose name is on everyone’s lips. She looked fun and flirty in a red plaid, button-up sleeveless. It has been speculated that Koon must be in competition with captain, Kimberly Knipe, as to who can keep possession of the ball more often and possibly who can take the most girls out on the way down the field. Morgan Koon displayed her usual skill, dancing around (or sometimes through) the competition, exhibiting exceptional power and refinement in every pace. Morgan did a quite striking job of kicking the conversions in this match as well, which played an immense role in GSU finding themselves with the win at the end of the match.
As is tradition, the M.V.P., or in this case the prom queen, is announced at the social after the match. Which of these lovely ladies was bestowed the honor of being called GSU’s “Prom on the Pitch” Queen of 2010? Simone Colas! Somewhere between that risqué lilac piece and the awe-inspiring show she gave, Simone Colas truly earned her title, making her teammates not only proud of her but proud to have her on their side.
The final score was GSU:37, USF:34; again, it seems like Georgia Southern University Women’s Rugby team cannot lose lately, not even at “Prom on the Pitch”!